Oh no! The matter-antimatter containment chamber is collapsing!

I was just looking at the Star Trek website (oh, shut up) and found out that there's going to be a Trekkie convention this weekend in Bonn.

I kind of wish I'd known about this earlier. I've never been to a convention, and I feel like a German Trekkie convention would be especially cool. But I can't really organize a trip across the country at the last minute. And it would be a silly waste of money. And I left my plastic Spock ears at home.

I'm kidding. I don't really have Spock ears.

I could have bought a pair this weekend, though . . .